I'll do it differently here, I shall summarize myself in a day. I wake up at 7.07am, snooze for 3 more minutes til 7.10am. Check my phone for updates that happened when I was asleep. Jump out of bed cos I'm late. Rush through scrubbing myself and my teeth, as I'm doing that, I boil water for my daily beverage, Haha! Gobble down my breakfast and sometimes get scalded by the hot tea..(That should wake me up..) Head down, and tries to remember where the car is parked, dreads climbing to level 5-6 of the carpark. Drives, enters CTE from AMK Ave 1 exit, exits and enters TPE and almost immediately exits again at Jalan Kayu exit. Does Certification in the Quality and Business Improvement Department for the 700 million dollar, 154,000sqm investment in the Seletar Aerospace Park called Rolls-Royce Singapore Pte Ltd. (Lunch there sucks, as the food isn't that great..It's very expensive too!!) Leaves the office and heads home for dinner(loves mom's cooking!!), sometimes will head to school in the West cos I'm studying part time at Unisim, taking Degree in Aerospace Systems Engineering. On days when I don't have classes, I'll usually (try) and hit the books a little, run around the estate to exercise or laze around watching Deadliest Catch, Whale Wars or other exciting shows. I usually turn in before 12am to catch enough rest.. :) On weekends, haha! I usually cook, for the family, I'm the only child and as gratitude towards my Mom for cooking for almost the whole week, I cook for the family. My best creation by far is beer battered fish and chips. Oh ya..I have been bathing with Johnson's Baby Bath all my life, so if you squeeze me or wring me dry, soap bubbles might appear. I don't really know how to reply to a "Haha".

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fark it.......juz when my fren got his license.. he went to PIE to chiong.. now..he's a convict!! drive the new subaru wrx sti..and he reached speeds of..188km/h.. farker..... he actually wanted to drive mi down to PHS's 40th anniversary de.. budden now he cant!! aiii...have to go myself..sadded.....hah!


anyway..he is a speed demon la..hope he learns his lesson..he went for a court hearin juz now..dunno how issit..nv ask..ha! goin for sentence tmr.. his license has been revoked for 3mths..and 6 demerit points... may lead to a fine aso.. depends on the judge..


i dun think i'll ever get a chance to hit speeds tt high! ha..
so ppl...dun even think abt speeding..!!




tO alL thosE takinG theiR O leveL resultS tmR...
a|| the besT...
maY thE forcE bE witH yoU......




something u chance upon..
something u cldnt see it coming..
something that u wld wish to see..
but sometimes missed the oppurtunity..
something that u wanna hope upon..
but all is juz hope upon hope..
something that one would do all sorts of things when u see it..
but only for himself to see..
something tt falls from and lands on the sky..
something tt happens in a split second...
and gone the next...




..i feLL foR a shooTinG staR..
(iF u noE waT i meaN..)


wah! shit..wrong day...really wrong day....all went wrong... wronnngg..!! totally wrong!!!! ok..tell u wat happened.. came home from sch..reached at abt 5..changed..to jogging attire..then went out for a jog..




ok..jog past kfc..past library..yaa..tt route..me and jie always take..past PHS..past castle green..then usually..make a left turn..take the back route.. budden this time..jie not with me..so...i ran more towards khatib..ran past mr soon's house.. realised... shit!!! no more traffic light!!! (muz be wonderin..y nv turn back and run rite? i dun like turnin back..the past is the past......thatz y nv turn back..)




so... bo pian...ran more...towards..the reservior....haa..then..look up to the sky~~~~...tamade! gonna rain....chiong to find the nearest traffic light..cross the road...runnnnnnn all the wayyyyy...backkkkk..seems nv ending.. soon after..the rain cot up with me.. hah.. started with a lil drizzle.....then i ran faster...sorta outrun the rain....until i reached phs again(saw boonjun with the usual smiley face..and mr joseph teo crossin the road..no sexy voice and big eyes...haa..sadly..)...then..ehhh..infront another cloud.. die...gone case le..no energy..end up walkin to kfc..then..it started to pour!!!! drenched..totally...until my undies...haa.. then "it" aso kiu jui la.. eeh...ok...*censored*..(gers..cover ur eyes..) haa..




reached hm..super wet..can wring water out from my shirt somemore..and my poor adidas.. 1st time it experienced rain water splatterin on it..nvm..i wun let it get wet again! no way!! my..darling adidas..................




it muz be sneezin badly now..aiii.......
reminds mi of a song..
y does it always rain on me......travis.. go get it..yeppp..........






So you sailed away
Into a grey sky morning
Now I'm here to stay
Love can be so boring



Nothing's quite the same now
I just say your name now




But it's not so bad
You're only the best I ever had
You don't want me back
You're just the best I ever had



So you stole my world
Now I'm just a phony
Remembering the girl
Leaves me down and lonely



Send it in a letter
Make yourself feel better




But it's not so bad
You're only the best I ever had
You don't need me back
You're just the best I ever had



And it may take some time to
Patch me up inside
But I can't take it so I
Run away and hide
And I may find in time that
You were always right
You're always right



So you sailed away
Into a grey sky morning
Now I'm here to stay
Love can be so boring



What was it you wanted
Could it be I'm haunted




But it's not so bad
You're only the best I ever had
I don't want you back
You're just the best I ever had
The best I ever had
The best I ever










besT I eveR haD..verticaL horizoN...


i cant cry hard enuff..
for u to hear me now..












apparently someone lied..........


while waiting for time to past..
i shall blog!

okok...something has been troubling me..since thurs..cos i had a 1hr mcq paper..then in the morning had nothing to do.. mom came over to my bed..and sat down to tok to me.. she was thinkin of investing her money again..this time joint with my name..last time was only under her name..but was written there the sole receiver of the cash if something happens to her wld be me.. this time is joint..so..the money wld still be under my name if something happens to her.. then..i said ok la..cos the person she's investing with is my dad's fren..so he cannot run away wan.. BUT..thatz besides the pt..from last yr ard..oct until now..she has been investin so much outside... dunno for wat..and now..juz this month..3more investments..



im worried...
is something really happening to her?
y wld she wanna invest so much outside..together with my name somemore..
and then..
she suddenly ask.."how long u think mummy will live til.." i sensed..confirm something wrong already...she said..she wld live til my NS is over..she started tokin abt death..make mi even more worried.. she said..ppl come..ppl go..it shld be a joyious occasion.. made mi promise not to cry..not even to shed a tear.. now..im even more worried.. she even said..she wants to be cremated..and..wat i wanna do with her ashes..up to me.. aiiiiiiiii.........so troubled now..


1 problem aft another!! when the 1st wan isnt even really solved yet...now another 1 surfaces.. urghh! wat a great start to the yr..of the rooster.............
dunno wat to do now...
wat shld i do??


sadded.......even more!!
hope tonite i can enjoy myseld a lil..at the instructor's dinner.. yep.. heeh!


shit...
i cant see my shoutbox! again!!!
arghhh..
y liddat..???
haiyo!!
nvm..

anyway..
last day!!
last paper..
but no plans aft sch..
maybe go gym??
full force training le..
i wan those abs..
i wan those arms..
i wan the chest!
yeah baby..
mom said something disturbing...
blog tonite maybe?
ya...really disturbing..
sets me thinkin..
is there anything wrong..?
maybe?
maybe not..
dun wish to think abt it now..
yaaa...


dun think i can get over it..
maybe not now..
maybe not so soon..
maybe it will take long..
maybe it wun..
time heals all wounds..
but this one's too deep..
it might heal...
it might not..
i've nv felt this way abt someone before..
i can really say NEVER..
NEVER felt so dear...
not even jinzhen..not even janis..not even qiao'e..not even...alot la..hah!!
but thatz besides the pt..
"if there's somebody...callin me on.."
"she's the one.."
thatz wat i thot...
but sadly..NO..
feel so at a lost now..
was it all a waste?
feel so..depressed..
dun think im gonna do well for the exams..
feel so...unwanted..
need someone to tok to..but..yaa...no-one...

there's nth i can do now...
"one last cry..before i leave it all behind"
wats done..is done..cannot be undone..
but if u remain positive..
murphy's law comes in..
"wateva tt can happen..will happen.."
a miracle is all tt can happen now..
everything happens for a reason..
but i can hardly find any for this..

haii....let the music heal my soul i guess..........
burn's repeatin on..and on...and on.........
but there's 1 more...song playin on my player...
it goes something like this...
its by Thirsty Merc..called Someday, Someday..
only like some parts of it..
actually..only the chorus....
other parts aint appropriate..haa..
wan the song? come get from me...........

So we've already established the fact that
things are gonna be different in the future baby.
And you've reiterated the fact that you don't
want to get into something that's just gonna have to end later.
Now I know our lives are changing and I've seen
it coming for a while too, don't get me wrong.
And I've been going outta town baby it's gonna happen more,
we gotta be strong but now

While I'm gone
Just be a fly on the wall
You know
I'm thinking about you

Just wait and see
You gotta hear what I say
I'm in love with you
I'm not so far away

Someday, someday
I will be here babe
Someday, someday
I will be the one babe
Someday, someday
I will be here babe
Someday, someday
I will be the one babe

I know you gotta go to university and I'm just trying to make some cash to follow my dreams.
But please don't say we're too busy to give each other the time and support we need
I know we gotta work our jobs and make some money to get by in this expensive world.
Don't let that overtake the fact that before all that, you were still my girl.

While I'm gone
Just be a fly on the wall
You know
I'm talking about you

Just wait and see
You gotta hear what I say
I'm in love with you
I'm not so far away

Someday, someday
I will be here babe
Someday, someday
I will be the one babe
Someday, someday
I will be here babe
Someday, someday
I will be the one babe

Someday, someday
I'll know that you love me
Someday, someday
Sorry that I'm leaving
Someday, someday
I will be here babe
Someday, someday
I will be the one babe

I'm in love with you
I'm not so far away

Someday, someday
I will be here babe
Someday, someday
I will be the one babe
Someday, someday
I will be here babe
Someday, someday
I will be the one babe

Someday, someday
I'll know that you love me
Someday, someday
I just need you here with me
Don't have to try
Love will take us there babe
Someday, someday
I will be the one babe

Someday, someday
Look towards the sky babe
Someday, Someday
There's no need to cry babe
I know that you're always what I want babe
I will be the one babe
Someday,
I will be the one babe
Someday,
I just need you here with me


a simplE mindeD persoN..livinG iN thiS sophisticateD worlD..
askiN foR a simplE lifE..amongsT thE hectiC surroundingS..
neeD someonE whO understandS..noT tO judgE..
wanT someonE tO thinK witH mE..noT foR mE..
someonE..whO trulY loveS U..waS takeN foR granteD...
tO thinK thaT..iM noT whO i aM..
tO thinK oF waT wE wiLL bE..
itS a|| gonE..........
losT iN a spliT seconD...
indulgE iN musiC..buT analyzE thE lyricS..
sniFF insidE..donT weeP ouT louD..
foR mY hearT iS brokeN...bY a liL' pricK..
anD foR a|| i'vE saiD anD donE..
haS nV beeN fulfilleD...
shldnT havE beeN toO rasH thE otheR daY..
now..u lefT..withouT a wavE..
lefT mE alonE..
witH a linE oF thoT..
noW..im sayiN..gooD byE..
insteaD oF gooD nitE...
thE worD speakS foR itselF..
duN wannA leT gO...
musT I..?
aN opeN windoW..
witH a pathwaY oF choicE..
takeS timE tO choosE..
u havE lotS...
waitiN foR uR returN..
somedaY...
buT.........
it hurtS noW...
hurts sO baD............


made this while in deep thots laz nite..
wonder if someone gets to read this..
hope she does..
yaa...


oppS..forgoT tO adD a sonG in asO...
onE lasT crY..bY justiN timberlakE...


My shattered dreams and broken heart
Are mending on the shelf
I saw you, holding hands
Standing close to someone else
Still I sit, all alone
Wishing all my feelings gone
I give my best to you
Nothing for me to do
But have one last cry

One last cry
Before I leave it all behind
I gotta put you out of my mind
This time
Believe that I
I guess I'm down to one last cry


I was here, you were there
Guess we never could agree
While the sun shines on you
I need some love to wait for me
Still I sit, all alone
Wishing all my feelings gone
Gotta get over you
Nothing for me to do
But have one last cry

One last cry
Before I leave it all behind
I gotta put you out of my mind
This time..
Believe that I
I know I've gotta be strong
Cos my whole life goes on and on
And on.. and on....

I'm gonna dry my eyes
Right after I have my
One last cry..
One last cry
Before I leave it all behind
I gotta put you out of my mind
For the very last time
Believe that I
I guess I'm down, I guess I'm down
I guess I'm down to my last cry..


dun have the mood to study...
aiiii.....
my frens juz left my hm...
now..im so lonely...
hah..
gosh!
they are showin power rangers on tv!
f*ck channel5 la!
sucks man...
wassup with power rangers!
wa lau ehh!
hah..
now..i wish..
someone wld send mi a msg of..
study hard..
or
all the best..
or..
gary, study hard..
something like tt..
yaa...
but sadly..no

okieee...back to look/stare/admire the bks.. haa...


hmmm.....
while waiting for my virus scan to finish scannin..i shall update abt chinese new yr.. day 1..and 2.. yup...
oh ya..reunion dinner 1st..
long time din see my cousins le.. budden they all look the same to me.. wahahha..
edmund la...tt lame 1...always crackin lame and funny jokes.. ha! he's those kinda learned joker.. ha.. JC student leh..now waiting for As... he's gonna get straight As again la.. no doubt abt tt.. budden i still think his brother is betta..

ohh...and yaa...got 1 new addition to the family.. im an uncle of 3 already.. 1st time i saw the baby.. cheyenne is the name.. sounds nice rite? hah.. very.... err...very....uncommon? ha!

okok...1st day... woke up early..bath..did the normal stuff...then wore my new clothes! i got new lingerie! hah...okok..juz new boxers... so..everything was new.. yep..how nice....... lunch at granny's place..the usual stuff we have every yr.. and this yr was especially hot! haiii........ tt made mi grumpy.. urghhh..... budden i still did manage to sit at 1 corner and cool myself.. yep..before leavin for my mom's side...... i was playin with my niece and nephew.. 1 called..sarah..the other called ariel.. i think ariel is a very nice name... suits him too... he looks so..tribal-like.. hah.. and his eyes...got the fierce look aso.. juz like the dad's.. muahhahahhaa...

yaa..and ariel has a funny laff... he laffs like a sinister...like those...da ge da like tt.. waahahaha..so funnyy...makes mi wanna laff too...each time he laffs... ahHhHh.....feel like being a god-uncle to 1 of them.. heeh!! i think i wld take sarah.. she's sweeter........(y??? read on...2nd nite de..)

then went over to my mom's side.. the usual steamboat...and playin blackjack.. ya..nothing much.. so..i sat..and played a lil while..sit for 1hr..lose 6bucks! haiyoo...how miserable...... budden nvm la....everybody happy..can le... ah keng jiejie la...she got a doggie..the name called cookie.. dammit la..i hate furry dogs... spoil my mood.. dad was sayin jokingly.. dun let the fur fly into the soup ahhh! hah.. tt dog..hyper active de...like...can run around non stop like tt... then i call it tt time when i was sittin down on the sofa..it came to between my legs!! wah...suddenly the head pop out from between my legs! wahha..scare me... i thot wat was it gonna do man.... haa..i juz ignored it...
ok..thatz abt all for 1st day..and nite..


2nd nite..was fun..went over to my eldest uncle's place(who is aso cousin-juliet-of-power98's father) for dinner.. he has a granddaughter and son alr..who is aso...my nephew and niece..who is aso...called..sarah and ariel.. hah.. ok..enuff of the facts...lets get straight to the pt...


i eagerly anticipated the arrival of audrey da jie...so is a so damn pretty lady..(wanna see foto..? come look for me..)wonder y she isnt attached yet..26 already!! haiyo..then every yr i meet her..i wld say the same thing... da jie..when then u will gimme angpow.. hehe.. this yr..i found out tt she's leavin alr...leavin for china.. haiii...company send her there de... aiii...i wld miss her alot man...
but..okok..enuff of the sadness...... i was tokin to audrey..when ariel and sarah came to interrupt.. started jumpin all over us.. ariel la...nearly smashed my bird bird.... hah..dunno where he's steppin wan leh!!

anyway...played with them til abt 10+...past their slpin time already.. then sarah got tired....so she came to me... sat down on my lap...and then..hug me..and she fell aslp...on my shoulder.. ohhhh mannn.... so sweet rite..???? i felt love...seriously...tt feelin of someone lyin on u..and fallin aslp..is something tt i nv experienced before...(go on and call mi goon...i dun care..haa...) budden.. u wud feel the same if u were in my shoes too... imagine someone who's juz an infant doin tt... it wld really brighten up ur day...(or nite..rather..) ahHhh...wld nv forget tt man.... now i wanna go visit them more! hah...

oh boy.....im startin to miss sarah already...........
not forgettin audrey da jie too....
will definately ask her out before she leaves for china!! then can take more fotos.. the house was too dark tt time.....then the fotos...aso become dark... haiii.....


got this off natassja's blog.. laffed my ass off man.. guys..dun laff too hard...


HOW THEY HAVE SEX
ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.
ACTORS do it on cue.
ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method.
AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker.
ANSI does it in the standard way
ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old.
ARCHITECTS have great plans.
ARTISTS are exhibitionists.
ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over.
ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus.
ATTORNEYS make better motions.
AUDITORS like to examine figures.
BABYSITTERS charge by the hour.
BAILIFFS always come to order.
BAKERS knead it daily.
BAND MEMBERS play all night.
BANKERS do it with interest - penalty for early withdrawal.
BARBERS do it with shear pleasure.
BARTENDERS do it on the rocks.
BASEBALL PLAYERS make it to first base.
BASKETBALL PLAYERS score more often.
BEEKEEPERS like to eat their honey.
BEER BREWERS do it with more hops.
BEER DRINKERS get more head.
BICYCLISTS do it with 10 speeds.
BOOKKEEPERS do it with double entry.
BOSSES delegate the task to others.
BOWLERS have bigger balls.
BRICKLAYERS lay all day.
BRIDGE PLAYERS try to get a rubber.
BUS DRIVERS come early and pull out on time.
BUTCHERS have better meat.
C'Bers do it on the air.
CAMPERS do it in a tent.
CARPENTERS hammer it harder.
CARPET LAYERS do it on the floor.
CHEERLEADERS do it with more enthusiasm.
CHEMISTS like to experiment.
CHESS PLAYERS check their mates.
CHIROPRACTORS do it by manipulation.
CLOCK MAKERS do it mechanically.
CLOWNS do it for laughs.
COACHES whistle while they work.
COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs.
COCKTAIL WAITRESSES serve highballs.
COMPUTER GAME PLAYERS just can't stop.
COMPUTER OPERATORS get the most out of their software.
CONSTRUCTION WORKERS lay a better foundation.
CONSULTANTS tell other how to do it.
COPS have bigger guns.
COWBOYS handle anything horny.
COWGIRLS like to ride bareback.
CRANE OPERATORS have swinging balls.
CREDIT MANAGERS always collect.
DANCERS do it in leaps and bounds.
DEADHEADS do it with Jerry.
DEER HUNTERS will do anything for a buck.
DENTAL HYGIENISTS do it till it hurts.
DENTISTS do it in your mouth.
DETECTIVES do it under cover.
DIETICIANS eat better.
DIRECT MAILERS get it in the sack.
DIVERS do it deeper.
DOCTORS do it with patience.
DRUGGISTS fill your prescription.
DRUMMERS do it in 4/4 time.
DRY WALLER'S are better bangers.
ELECTRICIANS check your shorts.
ENGINEERS charge by the hour.
EXECUTIVES have large staffs.
FARMERS spread it around.
FIREMEN are always in heat.
FISHERMEN are proud of their rods.
FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard.
FOUR-WHEELERS eat more bush.
FURRIERS appreciate good beaver.
GARBAGE MEN come once a week.
GARDENERS have 50 foot hoses.
GAS STATION ATTENDANTS pump all day.
GEOLOGISTS are great explorers.
GOLFERS do it in 18 holes.
GYMNASTS mount and dismount well.
HACKERS do it with fewer instructions.
HAIRDRESSERS give the best blow jobs.
HAM OPERATORS do it with frequency.
HANDYMEN like good screws.
HEWLETT PACKARD does it with precision.
HORSEBACK RIDERS stay in the saddle longer.
HUNTERS do it with a bang.
INSURANCE SALESMEN are premium lovers.
INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house.
INVENTORS find a way.
JANITORS clean up afterwards.
JEWELERS mount real gems.
JOGGERS do it on the run.
LANDSCAPERS plant it deeper.
LAWYERS do it in their briefs.
LIBRARIANS do it quietly.
LOCKSMITHS can get into anything.
LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS last longer.
MACHINISTS make the best screws.
MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye.
MAINTENANCE MEN sweep 'em off their feet.
MANAGERS supervise others.
MARKETING REPs do it on commission.
MILKMEN deliver twice a week.
MILLIONAIRES pay to have it done.
MINERS sink deeper shafts.
MINISTERS do it on Sundays.
MISSILE MEN have better thrust.
MODELS do it in any position.
MODEM MANUFACTURERS do it with all sorts of characters.
MOTORCYCLISTS like something hot between their legs.
MOVIE STARS do it on film.
MUSICIANS do it with rhythm.
NONSMOKERS do it without huffing and puffing.
NURSES call the shots.
OCEANOGRAPHERS do it down under.
OPERATORS do it person-to-person.
OPTOMETRISTS do it face-to-face.
PAINTERS do it with longer strokes.
PARAMEDICS PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a flash.
PHYSICISTS do it with uniform harmonic motion.
PILOTS keep it up longer.
PLUMBERS do it under the sink.
POLICEMEN like big busts.
POLITICIANS do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected.
POSTMEN come slower.
PRINTERS do it without wrinkling the sheets.
PRINTERS reproduce the fastest.
PROCTOLOGISTS do it in the end.
PROFESSORS do it by the book.
RACERS like to come in first.
RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it off the wall.
RADIO and TV ANNOUNCERS broadcast it.
REAL ESTATE PEOPLE know all the prime spots.
RECYCLERS use it again.
REPAIRMEN can fix anything.
REPORTERS do it daily.
RESEARCHERS are still looking for it.
RETAILERS move their merchandise.
ROOFERS do it on top.
RUNNERS get into more pants.
SAILORS like to be blown.
SALESPEOPLE have away with their tongues.
SCIENTISTS discovered it.
SECRETARIES do it from 9 to 5.
SKYDIVERS are good till the last drop.
SOCCER PLAYERS have leather balls.
SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS are oral specialists.
SPELUNKERS do it underground.
SPORTSCASTERS like an instant replay.
STEWARDESSES do it in the air.
STUDENTS use their heads.
SURGEONS are smooth operators.
TAILORS make it fit.
TAXI DRIVERS do it all over town.
TAXIDERMISTS mount anything.
TELEPHONE CO. EMPLOYEES let their fingers do the walking.
TELLERS can handle all deposits and withdrawals.
TENNIS PLAYERS have fuzzy balls.
TRUCK DRIVERS have bigger dipsticks.
TRUCKERS carry bigger loads.
TYPISTS do it in triplicate.
VETERINARIANS are pussy lovers.
VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS keep it up.
WAITRESSES serve it piping hot.
WATER SKIERS come down harder.
WELDERS have hotter rods.
WRESTLERS know the best holds.
WRITERS have novel ways.
ZOOLOGISTS do it with animal instinct.


Oooooooooooooooh!
Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch
You know that I love you
I can't help myself
I love you and nobody else

In and out my life(in and out my life)
You come and you go(you come and you go)
Leaving just your picture behind....(ooh)
And I've kissed it a thousand times(ooh)
When you snap your finger, or wink you eye,
I come a-running to you
I'm tied to your apron strings,
And there's nothing that I can do

I can't help myself,
No, I can't help myself,

'Cause, Sugar Pie Honey Bunch
I'm weaker than a man should be
I can't help myself
I'm a fool in love 'ya see

Wanna tell you I don't love you,
Tell you that we're through
And I try....
But ev'ry time I see your face,
I get all choked up inside
When I call your name,
Girl, it starts to flame
Burning in my heart,
Tearing it all apart..
No matter how I try
My love I cannot hide....

'Cause Sugar Pie Honey Bunch
You know that I'm waiting for you(waiting for you)
I can't help myself
I love you and nobody else

Sugar Pie Honey Bunch
I'd do anything you ask me to(ask me to)
I can't help myself
I want you and nobody else

Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch
You know that I love you(I dooo)
I can't help myself...
No... I can't help myself





mY pre-vdaY mooD iS startinG tO kicK iN.. haA...


while waiting for 12am to appear..
i shall blog..
i think it will be a long entry..so i shall refrain from pressin enters..

juz reached hm from camp yest.. too tired to blog.. so.. juz came back..bathed..cleared my bag.. realised tt i left something there..din get worried..instead..i slpt soundly.. ha!

went to sch on 1st day..
then left early..
cannot tahan le.. the urge there..
so.. left aft lunch.. my last nice meal.. ha!
cos colin called aso..
"gary..ni zai na li..yao bu yao yi qi qu?"
"ok lor..station meet"
ha.. then we reached camp..abt 1..
juz nice for 1st activity..
the sun was blazing..
aft i changed into my hpt shirt..
sun burnt aft tt..
applied pinwen's aloe vera..
thanks man!
haa..aso had a lil small tok with him..
cant rem whether was it the 1st nite..or 2nd nite..
told me alot of stuffs..i told him alot aso..
regretted not tokin longer..
anyway...i have a conscious..
i can think...
i can aso..influence other ppl's thots..
sometimes i wonder..y issit so difficult to find love..
urghh...
nvm..i shall take my time...
the most......
become the most eligible bachelor...
yaa...

and then......
ok..2nd day..nothing much to day..
sun burnt even more..
this time..im smarter..
put sun block..
then aft everything over..put the aloevera again..
the 1st aider was so funny..
hahah..
actually..we were all funny la..
crackin lame jokes...
esp on campfire nite..
shit..nv got to noe his name..
hah..


3rd nite..
i was pissed..
campfire din light up..
bloody basket...
i din wanna interfere..
cos derrick was takin charge..
nvm...
"enuff kerosine..enuff kerosine...dun need to pour alr.."
then wq..
"the wood so gd liao..no need to soak.."
then me..
"ok lor.."
i have an idea for campfire..
dunno whether it will work..
budden..since im an electronic student..
i wanna try shorting a circuit...to create a spark..to ignite petrol..
and then..poooOoOoOoOoFfffffF.....
campfire lights up!
hah..
but the prob is..how to create it!?!?! need to ask advice from my lecturer...
anyway...
2nd nite...
something happened..
dun wish to tok abt it..
1st time in the history of my camp days..
i nv go attend the supper..
3rd day..wake up..sian sian..
knn...
i have failed..
failed as an instructor..
i let my emotions take over me..
i cldnt believe it..
someone so close..
someone so..dear..
someone i can trust..juz left..
i wasnt thinkin tt it was a waste or wat..
i was thinkin y..
y did it happen..
was thinkin..wat went wrong..

anyway...watz done..is done...
gimme a food for thot.. tt anything can happen..
4th day..was ok..nth much to say abt it..

haha...
i think i need to tok to those who broke down during the camp..
u noe who u are...
yaa...
we shld meet up some day too...
spread the msg around..
i need to noe wat u told him aso..
can ask someone to tell me?
thanks ah....
wahhaha..

okok..
with this.. happy chinese new yr!!!!

and ya....my cousin is workin at adidas citylink..
do drop by and say hi to him ya..
baoto my name can le....
sure got discount de...




Nobody on the road
Nobody on the beach
I feel it in the air
The summer's out of reach
Empty lake, empty streets
The sun goes down alone
I'm drivin' by your house
Though I know you're not at home

But I can see you-
Your brown skin shinin' in the sun
You got your hair combed back and your sunglasses on, baby
And I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of summer have gone

I never will forget those nights
I wonder if it was a dream
Remember how you made me crazy?
Remember how I made you scream
Now I don't understand what happened to our love
But babe, I'm gonna get you back
I'm gonna show you what I'm made of

I can see you-
Your brown skin shinin' in the sun
I see you walkin' real slow and you're smilin' at everyone
I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of summer have gone

Out on the road today, I saw a BLACK FLAG sticker on a Cadillac
A little voice Inside my head said, 'Don't look back. You can never look back.'
I thought I knew what love was
What did I know?
Those days are gone forever
I should just let them go but-

I can see you-
Your brown skin shinin' in the sun
You got that top pulled down and that radio on, baby
And I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of summer have gone

I can see you-
Your brown skin shinin' in the sun
You got that hair slicked back and those Wayfarers on, baby
I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of summer have gone




I dunno..but i find that i suddenly like this song again..esp the chorus.. owell......nothing much to blog today! juz tt im still abit shaken by the incident yest.. wat if tt lorry....went over me?it was damn close to my side lor..if i nv stall the car..i wld have went forward..and he wld have gone over me..the instructor wldnt have died..cos he's on the safe side..haiii....if he came any nearer.. then there wld be no more gary alr.. urghhhh.......wat wld happen if im not around..?? suddenly..i feel..tt..life is precious..life is fragile...


right now..it seems like im fightin a losin battle..but even a losin battle can be overturned.. im hopeful still.....
someday......
somehow.....
she will be loved.........



while waiting for my turn for a haircut at the saloon downstairs..
the lao ban niang told mi to go up 1st..
so..im back hm..
blogging.. hmmm....din blog yest..
nothing much happened anyway..
so..yaa..but! got more..happening today!!yep!!

2nd prac.. went to the roads..
and the roads of ubi..
were rough! tough! rocky! nails all over! uneven.. and..damn busy..
got 1 incident..
nearly..
so..very..nearly..caused accident to the vehicle behind..and the lorry infront!
but not my fault..
tt bloody ass..came out from the turnin lane!
he was supposed to turn right..
but instead..he changed his mind juz as when i was abt to turn to my rite..
dammit man! i zam brake! 4get to clutch in.. then the car stall..
the bike behind..bbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppp.......then aft tt...went past me..by the side.. lucky no car behind me..bikes are agile la..
pipanigelongdingdong ahh!!
then the instructor....(uncle siong..)
both of us..scolded the same words..
knn!!
hah..then we started laffin...
yaa..and not only tt..
another thing happened...
there was a mitsubishi lancer infront..
L plate aso..
dammit..use a lancer and learn!! and the driver..went.........so.............so..........slow...................i......and uncle siong was pisseddddddddd.........
wanted to overtake.....
but uncle siong din allow.........
"u haven learn yet...y u wanna overtake.."
but in the end bo bian...
both lanes empty..he jus told me to change..and accelerate...
ha!
budden..came back to sq 1...
made another round..and met the same lancer!
ha!

okie..thatz all for my 2nd prac... ha..
boy was it fun..to be able to drive on a busy road..
it trains ur situation awareness..
trains ur guts..
and reflexes..
yep..will update more aft chinese new yr..when i will have my 3rd prac!
okie...goin back down for the haircut! yep..!!
hah..gonna trim only..thatz all...........