Thursday, April 30, 2009
- 3:55 PM
HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
was so tempted to say..
"No, I don't watch porn......But I do the real thing......"
"What about you???"
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
Sunday, April 19, 2009
- 9:48 PM
Disenchanted - My Chemical RomanceWell I was there on the day
They sold the cause for the queen,
And when the lights all went out
We watched our lives on the screen.
I hate the ending myself,
But it started with an alright scene.
It was the roar of the crowd
That gave me heartache to sing.
It was a lie when they smiled
And said, "you won't feel a thing"
And as we ran from the cops
We laughed so hard, it would sting
Yeah yeah, oh
If I'm so wrong (so wrong, so wrong)
How can you listen all night long? (night long, night long)
Now will it matter after I'm gone?
Because you never learn a goddamned thing.
You're just a sad song with nothing to say
About a life long wait for a hospital stay
And if you think that I'm wrong,
This never meant nothing to you
I spent my high school career
Spit on and shoved to agree
So I could watch all my heroes
Sell a car on tv
Bring out the old guillotine
We'll show 'em what we all mean.
Yeah yeah, oh
If I'm so wrong (so wrong, so wrong)
How can you listen all night long? (night long, night long)
Now will it matter long after I'm gone?
Because you never learn a goddamned thing.
You're just a sad song with nothing to say
About a life long wait for a hospital stay
And if you think that I'm wrong,
This never meant nothing to ya
So go, go away, just go, run, run away.
But where did you run to? And where did you hide?
Go find another way, price you pay
Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah
You're just a sad song with nothing to say
About a life long wait for a hospital stay
And if you think that I'm wrong,
This never meant nothing to ya, come on
You're just a sad song with nothing to say
About a life long wait for a hospital stay
And if you think that I'm wrong,
This never meant nothing to you
At all, at all, at all, at all..........
Thursday, April 16, 2009
- 4:12 PM
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT SORTA CLASSMATES DO I HAVE?!??!?!???!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE...................
Friday, April 10, 2009
- 11:18 PM
Teeeeell you ah..Tell you ahhh..
Na bei..
I've been driving to my classes recently..
There's this irritating guy, called Alvin Ng!
Here's the conversation...
Which usually happens after class...
Yellow is him
Red is me
"Hey!""Hi...""How are you?""Good good.........(Smiles)You?""Like that lor..Still the same.."................(Like I know how the same is ah..)"Where do you live?"Something up his sleeve already...I can sense..."Ohhh..AMK..""You?""Seng Kang""I see.........""Do you drive?""Yea.."HELLO?????!! THE CAR KEYS ARE IN MY HAND.......Here's the amazing no shame question........."Are you going out later?""Err..No..Goin home..Slp..Tired..""CAN I HITCH A RIDE???""HUH?? HOW? WHERE? AMK?".....From what I know, there's no bus that goes to Seng Kang along my usual journey home.."Got bus meh??""Haveeee...I can take 86, 159..Ya..""Ok lor..Hop on.."I wanna man man sou when I'm driving la.. Wind down the windows, listen to class95.. Drive..Relax....... Na bei..Got some guy who I hardly know sitting beside me..KNN for fuck? He might even pull out a knife and kill me or smth..then take the car and zao.. I dun quite trust people now.. Aiyahhh.. I thought 1 time nia, drove him back lor.. In the car.............................."So got girlfriend??""Err..No?""Single just like me huh.."FUCK U! WHO WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR LIFE??!! I NEVER ASKED!!I just gave a snigger..Like I always do.."What do you do usually? Like during your free time all that..""Err..Watch movie...Slp???....Soccer..Play and watch..Blablabla...The usual stuff...""Eh...I also!!!!"FUCK U!!! SO EXCITED FOR FUCK!!??!?!?! YOU DO MY USUAL STUFF?????????? HAHAHHAHA!!"Hmm...Ok.."Just so that I was wearing that AO shirt that day...."What's that logo??""Oh..AO..Asia Outdoor, its an adventure company..Outdoor adv de..""OHHH..Like those camps all that???"
"Yea...Correct..""Ehhh..Intro me inside leh..I always had the passion to do camps.."then the nx sentence is the killer one.."Got mei mei all that...""HAHAHHA..Yeah..."FUCK U LA!! PERVERT! IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANNA DO CAMPS FOR, THEN DUN DO...So I asked...
"How old are you??""84 one..""Ohhh..OK..."EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee....Nowonder no gf la..
1.You talk like you've got a cock stuck in your mouth..
2.You are a pervert who has an ulterior motive!
3. You..........Ok..There's no 3..
"I wanna be a pilot" He says..
"OH....Hmm..I see.." I'm uninterested...
Then some nice song played on class95..So i turned the radio up........
"I like this song...""Yaaa..Me too"FUCKER THAT MOTHERFUCKER WAS SINGING THE WRONG LYRICS TO THE SONG LA...IT WAS A TORRID and HORRID 4mins...............Soon enough, what seemed like eternity..
I reached home..
HOME!
Not anywhere else know?
MY CARPARK!
I wanted to drop him off at my carpark then I go find a lot myself, he said..
"No need la..I'll remain in the car..""Errrr....OK lor..."WA PIANG EHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
After I parked..
"Ehh..I'm going to Mac to buy supper..I'll see you around..""Hey..Nvm..Its ok..I'll go with you..Since you drove me home.."OH FUCK! HOW DO I SHAKE HIM OFF??!?!?!??!"Errr................................Ok lor.."So..I went to buy some burger..I dun remember....After buying.."Ok..I'll see you around..Byebye..""Hey! Its ok..I'll walk with you..My bus stop is at your house there.."NA BEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMK HUB GOT 86 DUN WANNA TAKE..I STAY AMK!!! I KNOW 86 GOES TO SENG KANG...
AND!!!!!
IM NOT SOMEONE WHO YOU CAN OFFER TO WALK ME HOME..YOU BITCH!!!!!!I couldnt tahan..Usually I would go home then eat..I din wanna talk to him so I ate along the way...Nearly choked...Cos no water.... :SGot part 2 coming................................................
