Thursday, April 29, 2010
- 9:44 PM
3 meetings in a day certainly took it's toll on me.
I had 40winks at the 3rd one..
The chair was too comfortable, the air-con was at the right temperature..The speaker's voice..OHHH MYY GODDD..More hypnotizing than my ringtone..
All it takes is one sentence! It goes a little something like this.. "Good afternoon everyone..today's presentation is about....."
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
Never leave your computer unattended at work, you'll end up making a fool outta yourself in front of someone else.
All you need to do is press "Windows + L"
Aiyahh..but got my revenge already..Answered his girlfriend's call on his behalf..Gave the girlfriend a shock of her life.
Details cannot be disclosed here. It will make a fool outta my colleague.
Anywayyy..Suffered double heart attacks just now.. First the computer couldn't start.. Need to do some system restore before it could start, I think I solved that problem already. Never trust 3rd party installations..
Then, when the computer could work, the internet couldn't be connected and the wireless light was flashing.
(Speaking of flashing lights, I beat 3 red lights today..That's negative 12 points..HAHA! No red light cameras though..)
Here's the interesting thing,
I called Singtel up, they ask me do this do that..Install this..Click here, click there..
Ended up at some remote assistance thingy, the person who attended to me was controlling my computer from the other end (Most likely India, where slumdog millionaires can be found). I was watching the mouse arrow on my screen move around like a whiz.. Amazing! Even typing on the other side can be transfered over to my side..
I was so amazed by it, that i decided to do this..
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
- 10:29 PM
DON'T YOU GET THE HINT!??!?!
I DON'T EVEN WANNA SPEAK TO YOU!!!
I LIKE TO TRAVEL LIGHT..
(If you know what I mean..)
Monday, April 26, 2010
- 11:14 PM
I woke up to a very very rude awakening.
I fucking hate ungrateful people.
I'm not liking what I'm seeing...
But, I can't tell it to your face, you are my colleague (You fucker ain't even in the same department as me)afterall.
I was being nice to drive you to work cos it's on the way.
Fair enough, you wait for me below my block and I drive you to work.
How rude can a person get..to the extent that you did not inform me that you are gonna take my transport the night/day before, at least have the decency to inform me about your intentions.
I liken you to a trespasser, you would be shot and if you survive, you would be shot again.
But, it doesn't matter, I'll take the circle line some day and make you wait like a cock downstairs for nothing. And if you do ask what happened, I'll probably go, "Oh..I forgot.."
So, you went to America, and back..
In all honesty, I believe I deserved something, a gift or a token of appreciation at least?
You mother fucking chee bye came empty handed, twice already..
Once when you went to Aussieland, and now.
People in my department know what kind of a person I am.
The first thing my colleague asked, "Did he buy anything for you?"
Said, no..
Not all all..
He went on to say..He knew it...Haha..
To sum it all up, I don't like free loaders.
Don't you notice that I didn't even open my mouth to talk to you, and throughout the whole journey you where getting 'umms' and 'orhs' and 'ahhhs' from me?
Can't you sense that already?
You thickskin-ness will go a long way...
I don't even talk much in the mornings, I wanna listen to Glenn on the radio. Can't you sense that I turn the volume up to shut you off?
Shall stop here.
How rude can a person get?
Be grateful, it goes a long way.
Period.
having a little difficulty breathing..chest pain..feels like a blood vessel is gonna rupture when i take a deeper breath..i have to breathe out almost instantly when i feel the tightness..
Sunday, April 25, 2010
- 8:01 PM
Sometimes I really really wish that I can stay connected on the move.
I wanna get a new phone..And I'm gonna get it soon.
This weekend perhaps? Maybe got Labour Day offers?
Come'on M1..Gimme a good 1..
Anyone wants to go with me..
Perhaps this Sat?? M1 Paragon!
Saturday, April 24, 2010
- 8:00 PM
I wonder if I could use my airport pass photo for my future passport photo.
It's perfectly taken.. And..The right size..Just that it has the police crest on it..Taken at a certain angle, I can eliminate the crest.
But I doubt..There's a red background..
Passport photos are all white, matte or grey.
Btw, Red background means I can go to all terminals.
HAHA!
And..I can go to the Apron area..as well as Changi Airfreight Centre..For short..Cargo complex..
Wanna know where the Apron is? Google it...
(It's certainly no where near a kitchen..)
- 2:51 PM
1 switches off by itself randomly.
The other cannot receive msgs.
The phone bill this month is gonna be to it's bare minimum..
Was a little late for my test yest.
It started at 7..I arrived at 7.10, but to my surprise, it started at 7.10..
Cos almost everyone was stuck in traffic.
Yes, traffic was terrible yesterday. Visibility was down to almost 10-20m.
I saw a tree branch being ripped off from it's trunk.
After the test, went to my dad's ex colleague's birthday dinner
Spilled wine on my pants at night while eating..
Anyone has a solution for cleaning up wine stains???
Had a lobster, crabs, and oysters..
Specially ordered for me.. I think I had 2 whole crabs to myself..
:)
Too bad you weren't there to enjoy..
Oh, wait, you can't... :P
Hahaha!
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
- 9:45 PM
When I'm home, you are out.
When I'm out, you are home.
When I wanna sleep, you appear.
How to spend quality time with you?
Post Script,
Where the hell is my notebook!?
I thought it's in my drawer? Where could it be?
Somebody at work must have taken it... Hmmmm.....
Monday, April 19, 2010
- 10:24 PM
I'm really proud that there are no findings for the EASA Part 21 Audit.
How EASA delegates the audit is,
1) They will choose a country from one of the member nations.
2) That country's aviation authority will delegate someone to come down for an audit.
3) In order of difficulty, France GSAC, UK CAA, Germany LBA, Spain CAA.
This Part 21 auditor comes from France, GSAC, I've communicated with her through emails alot.
France is well known for it's strictness, almost on par with UK CAA.
And, we got 0 findings.
That's an achievement.
A great one. Never before in the history of JAMCO Singapore, has there been a 0 finding.
I'm happy cos it involves quality. If quality is doing well, means the company is doing well.
:)
Thursday, April 15, 2010
- 11:34 PM
Fuck man!!
I din know that my phone decided to go on a meltdown..
I can send smses, but cannot receive them..
The worst thing is..I was cursing my colleagues who called me endless times..when usually they would just send an sms..
"Lunch.."
"Please help bring blablabla to blablabla.."
"Gary, meeting! Conference room.."
"Going home............ Wait for you downstairs.."
Are just some of the smses I would receive..
And I'm receiving them now...
The thing isssssss....
I sent countless messages out..None came back..And it certainly din cross my mind that there might be a problem with the phone, restart it and it will work..
Anyway, I don't remember the last time I turned off my phone.
And..Yes..It's still buzzing now..As I'm typing this..
Just came back from Dad's birthday.
I had too much to drink.
They were topping up wine in my glass like how the beer lady tops up beer..
And it's not even my birthday...
It's his!!!
I wasn't pleased with a decision my QE made today..
Very very very not pleased..
The other managers would usually see me at the conference room during the audit opening..
But today they were all asking..'Where are you ahh?'
'How come you din attend the opening?'
I wasn't there because.......my dear QE asked me to inspect the monument together with someone else..
Just smile it off..
That's the only thing you can do..
And judging from my character, that's what I will do..
Head very pain..
Goodnight.
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
- 11:00 PM
Wah! Today ahhh.. Some retard gave me the best laugh of my life..
He wrote 30th February on the worksheet..
Honestly, this is the 1st time I come across such a thing..
Cracked me up man..
Of cos..Because of that error..
He kena 1X jialak jialak one from me..
I think it was also extended to the rest of his family members...
Should give him some corporal punishment or something..
Tie his balls together or make him run around naked..saying "there is no 30 days in feb.."
:)
Monday, April 12, 2010
- 11:20 PM
Think my colleague doesn't like me..
Or maybe he knows I don't quite like him secretly in my heart..
HE TRIED TO RUN ME OVER TODAY!
He succeeded of course, but luckily, my shoe size was 1/2 size bigger.
The wheel went over the tip of my shoe..
If I got a 1/2 size smaller one...............My toes would be gone..
Flattened like a prata..
And to top it all up..
The song in the office today is..Fire Burning by Sean Kingston..
It goes something like...
"Somebody call 911......................"
Saturday, April 10, 2010
- 12:47 PM
*ZHNNNNNNNNNNNN..*
Wind down the window.
Hand the passport to the ICA guy.
Wait for response..
"Wah! So young ah..Change your photo ahh.."
"Ok......Can.." :)
Pay..1.20..
Zoom Zoom over to the other side of the causeway..
*Selamat Datang.."
*ZHNNNNNNNNNNNN.......*
Produce the passport with the white card again..
"Hmmm..Change your photo.."
"Ok..Can.." :)
Pump a full tank..
Bought gum..
The stupid cashier gave me many many 1dollar notes as change......
&!^$%!*#@#!*
Came back out..
Same thing happens again.. Except in that it's in the reverse order..
BUT!
It never happens.. My photo will be changed when I get a new passport.
Thank you!
Thursday, April 08, 2010
- 11:41 PM
What issit about Genting that attracts the lads over during this weekend?
Wednesday, April 07, 2010
- 11:40 PM
When you wish upon a star
Makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires
Will come to you
If your heart is in your dream
No request is too extreme
When you wish upon a star
As dreamers do
Fate is kind
She brings to those who love
The sweet fulfillment of
Their secret longing
Like a bolt out of the blue
Fate steps in and sees you through
When you wish upon a star
Your dreams come true
I saw a shooting star tonight..when i was with you..
Colleague just called, his girlfriend got into an accident, just discharged. Whole knee cap scraped off. Bearing the bone.. Ivory white, he describes it as... Hmmmm....
Asked me to bring crutches tomorrow!
Poor thing......
Tuesday, April 06, 2010
- 9:54 PM
Granny had a scope test yest. The body rejected the scope thingy..
They need to inject some air inside the stomach, insert the scope in, look look see see, then you pay money, they tell you the results.
But, as the scope was inserted in, her body kinda rejected it.
Therefore, the doctor had to abort the process.
Leaving her with lotsa wind in her tummy!
She's also gonna get discharged soon I heard..
The blood count has risen back to the normal range and she's more pink!
But, the doctor said that the blood count might drop again.
If it does happen again, gotta repeat the whole process again..
So, all you able bodied donors out there, donate blood man!!!
Save a life.
:)
There's this little food fair at AMK Hub, almost similar to the one at Suntec once upon a time, except that this one is downsized 100 times.
They had samples everywhere! And I'm a sample junkie...HAHA! Go here, eat abit, go there eat somemore..Go back to the one that's nice and eat again..
Ended up, couldn't eat dinner..
Received a free gift from Tupperware, just by helping them fill up a simple survey form..
It's a multi purpose tool that allows you to scale the fish, cut some kuey kuey, scrap the underside of lids and covers and remove fish inerts cleanly..
How cool is that??! Gonna try it this weekend, get a huge fish, slice it up..And make fish and chips!
It's been awhile since I cooked my famous fish and chips..
I kinda miss it myself..........
After my exams (May), I will try and cook all my famous dishes.
Some includes, modified Vietnamese Pho, THE fish and chips, stew, spaghetti..and the list goes on.....
And oh, this is entry 1128.
ONE THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY EIGHT!
History dates back to 2002....
This is dope man!
I actually have something else to write here,
but I can't seem to recollect anything about it..
Must be the nap just now that caused it..
Sunday, April 04, 2010
- 11:59 PM
Happy Easter everybody!!
Previously, I used to paint easter eggs when I was younger.. Now it's just a day I guess..
Hmm..Would like to paint some easter eggs someday sometime soon..
HAHA!
This goes out to you..you..you..and yes..you over there..not forgetting you...and you.....
Just you la!
Siao liao...High.....
Saturday, April 03, 2010
- 10:18 AM
Went to visit granny yest.
Her face looked more radian..
She looks happy. I wonder why.
Her blood count rose from 4. something to 9. something.
The nurse says that anything above 9 is good, so I'm relieved.
I cannot donate blood only for 1 simple reason, I had dengue before.
Scenario 1, the person takes my blood and gets bitten by an aedes mozzie, if the type of mozzie is the same as the one that bit me, his/her dengue will be fatal. (There are 4 types by the way..) Similarly, if I get bitten by the same type again, I can say my final goodbyes. <---Somehow, somewhere deep in my heart, I want this to happen.
Scenario 2, the person already has type 1, I donate, I got type 2, that leaves 3 and 4 only.. Now, this is dangerous.
On a funny note,
She always wanna donate money to the nurses each time they come and take her BP and Temp.
She thinks she knows all the nurses and doctors there, cos she herself was a missy before.
She thinks the milo made by the nurses sucks, prefers the one from the vending machine.
She thinks the food there isn't nice, she prefers Bengawan Solo..
She thinks the patient opp her is so noisy!
She eats alot! Suddenly..
(Well, there's nth much to do at the hospital except keeping your mouth busy..)
Somehow, it reminded me of when I was warded.
I've been to the hospital 3 times..Dengue, Finger, Army.
The dengue one was the most sian one, they shifted me to CDC, cos there wasn't enough beds in TTSH. Over at CDC, there were even more mozzies than my home!
Finger....Hmmm..Yea..That disaster of an accident.
Those who cared, came.
Those who came, loved.
Those who loved, wept.
The accident was perhaps the turning point in my life.
The intense physiotherapy and communication with other patients brought a different perspective to living.
Determination and standing on your own 2 feet.
I will never wanna go through what I went through.
I don't want anybody to go through what I went through either.
I'll be there to comfort you,
Build my world of dreams around you, I'm so glad that I found you
I'll be there with a love that's strong
I'll be your strength, I'll keep holding on
Let me fill your heart with joy and laughter
Togetherness, well that's all I'm after
Whenever you need me, I'll be there
I'll be there to protect you, with an unselfish love that respects you
Just call my name and I'll be there
If you should ever find someone new, I know he'd better be good to you
'Cause if he doesn't, I'll be there
Don't you know, baby, yeah yeah
I'll be there, I'll be there, just call my name, I'll be there
Thursday, April 01, 2010
- 11:44 AM
Yes! My early recontract has been approved.
And now, the problem isssssss.......Which phone to get?!?!
